2015: A Reflection, Part 3/3
SEPTEMBER: I became passionate about Elvira. She’s a national treasure, and Mistress of the Dark is a masterpiece. I was missing France, so I drank a lot of Perrier Menthes and sulked […]
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One Direction’s “FOUR”: A Review
Well readers, it’s that time of year again, that very exciting time, THE ANNUAL ONE DIRECTION ALBUM LEAK! Oh, it’s a glorious time to be alive. I’m not even going […]
2013, A Reflection: Part 1
I regularly feel like I’m wasting my life and have accomplished nothing with my time. I know that this can’t possibly be true, so to counteract these feelings of woe, […]
The Beypocalypse [or, Spontaneous Chicago 2.0]
[This is my favorite GIF of all time. Also, just FYI, this is a LONG post. Enjoy.] I used to get annoyed at Oprah when she would endlessly chatter on […]
“Bonkers” by Jennifer Saunders: A Review
I love Jennifer Saunders — she can do no wrong in my eyes. She is a comedic genius and a global treasure. Wonderfully, she has written an autobiography that only […]
One Direction’s “Midnight Memories”: A Review
I’m fairly certain I have something of a Benjamin Button complex. I was 60 before I was 16. Have you ever heard that expression? It’s one of my very favorites […]
Restaurant Review: David’s Milwaukee Diner (Hotel Pattee)
The last time I went out to dinner at the Hotel Pattee, the food was an atrocity. Everything tasted like it had just been in the freezer and the menu […]
An ANTM Reject Reacts: Cycle 20 – Episode 6
My level of disinterest in this show is sad. It’s also at an all time high. I’ve been avoiding it all weekend. I don’t care to watch any more, but […]
Spontaneous Chicago: Part 2 – The Comfort of Wealth
I don’t think I’ve ever been happier to see hipsters again as I was then. Hipsters and gays and fashionistas and rich bitches with faces so full of poison they’re […]
Eurovision 2013: VOTE FOR THE OPERA SINGING VAMPIRE!
In Paris, there are special occasions called “Le Nuit Des Musées,” where all of the gorgeous museums are opened up for free late into the night. You can peruse the […]
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