Why Don’t You? #34
Monday: Why don’t you write a complaint letter to the writers of Saturday Night Live and demand that they stop putting a game show skit in EVERY EPISODE? I’m so […]
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THINGS I LOVED / HATED THIS WEEK #70
LOVE: Getting Ready For EUROPE: I am hella turnt up for Europe. Every day it gets a bit closer. At this exact moment, it is 6 weeks, 5 days, 8 […]
Why Don’t You? #33
Monday: Why don’t you visit your local greenhouse and buy all sorts of interesting herbs and flowers? There is a new one near me and I can’t wait to fill […]
THINGS I LOVED / HATED THIS WEEK #69 [HAHAHA 69 HAHAHA]
LOVE: Uber: I’ve been hearing a lot about Uber lately on the Twitter, mainly because my dear Tyler Oakley has been lauding their services. I wondered why he was gushing […]
A Party In the USA, or, I Dance With the Stars
Do you remember when Marion Cotillard rightfully won the Academy Award for her triumphant role in La Môme? I don’t say deserved just because she was playing my beloved Édith Piaf, […]
Why Don’t You? #32
Monday: Why don’t you investigate how to best use the public transportation in your life? I don’t live in a city, so this doesn’t apply to me, but so many […]
My Glorious Return to the Chateau Marmont or The Curse of Passover
Another thing that I love about California is the time change. You wake up at a decent hour in the morning, but your body still feels as if it has […]
THINGS I LOVED / HATED THIS WEEK #68
LOVE: Purple Hair: I’ve gone off on long tangents about my adoration of lavender hair. I think it’s glorious and every single time I see somebody with it, I die […]
A Word From Reverend Benjamin #30: On Death
Holla Flock, I have been a reverend for about a year now. In that time, I’ve never had the opportunity to baptize a baby, marry a happy couple, or proceed […]
My Glorious Return to HOLLYWOOD
My favorite part of LA is that you can wear sunglasses anywhere and nobody looks at your like you’re some giant douche. You can wear them into shops. You can […]
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