Things You Can Buy Me For Christmas 2016 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It’s that time of the year again, time to buy me things for the holiday season. I celebrate all major gift giving holidays from all denominations of all religions, so there’s […]
Category Archives: fashion
Why Don’t You? #123
Monday: Why don’t you just accept that some classics are awful and boring and not worth your time? Is there anything more painful than reading Moby Dick or Hamlet? I am […]
THINGS I LOVED/HATED THIS WEEK #164
LOVE: Los Angeles: Each time I go to LA, I fall more and more in love with that wonderful, sprawling city. You might recall my disillusionment the first time I went, […]
THINGS I LOVED/HATED THIS WEEK #161
LOVE: Turbans: I don’t remember when my passion for turbans began. It was long before one was wrapped around my head on the Giza plateau when I rode a camel […]
Why Don’t You? #116
Monday: Why don’t you keep me in your thoughts and prayers and well wishes at this harrowing junction of my life? I’m not any more ill than usual, and I’m […]
THINGS I LOVED/HATED THIS WEEK #154
LOVE: Amelia Peabody Audiobooks: I miss Egypt every day. SO MUCH. It’s ridiculous at this point. I should just pack up and move. I know that I’m going to at […]
Why Don’t You? #112
Monday: Why don’t you start a savings account for a vacation home? (I’ve surely suggested this before, but I’m not willing to dive back into a hundred of these posts […]
Why Don’t You? #111
Monday: Why don’t you buy all of your pants with a 2% spandex blend? I was opposed to things of this variety for years because I’m pretentious and think that […]
THINGS I LOVED/HATED THIS WEEK #149
LOVE: Arnold Palmers: I started drinking Diet Coke a couple years ago because, as we’ve discussed a number of times, the fashion elite drink it exclusively, and Karl Lagerfeld literally […]
THINGS I LOVED/HATED THIS WEEK #147
LOVE: GAP Factory Outlet: Readers, as you all know, I have not been living my best life lately, mainly because my disposable income has shrunk like never before. I’m not […]
Benjamin Phillips 