Holiday Wish List 2013: PART 3!
Well, the snow is falling gently outside, which is pissing me off. I effing hate the snow. It’s so colorless and lifeless and cruel. Give me palm trees! What ever […]
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Holiday Wish List 2013: PART 1!
Now that Thanksgiving is over, we can start in on the truly important thing: CHRISTMAS. I love Christmas, I always have and always will. I care nothing for the birth […]
Things I Loved / Hated This Week #50
LOVE: Throwing Crap Away: Few things fill me with greater glee than filling up a sack with junk that I don’t need. It’s so rewarding to cart out the piles […]
Why Don’t You? #13
Monday: Why don’t you try out a new grocery store for your sundry goods? It’s good fun to wonder around the aisles you’re unfamiliar with and trying out all sort […]
Things I Loved / Hated This Week #46
LOVE: archive.org I’m fast developing an obsession with this website. It’s a remarkable treasure trove of material. You can find so many old gems if you dig a little. It’s […]
Things I Loved / Hated This Week #45
Before we get started, I want to show you something I love more than anything in the entire world. Words can’t explain. YOU MUST SEE TO BELIEVE. Oh. My. God. […]
A Word From Reverend Benjamin #8
Sanasa and blessings on you all. May sunshine pour down upon you today and on all days. May you forever be in a windfall of cash, may you look extra […]
Let’s Bring Back…
[Advance warning: this is a long one. Also, support my hypothetical gubernatorial campaign!] I was born at the wrong time. I’ve always known this. I long for the olden days […]
Things That Would Make Me Happy
I was just thinking materially, as I usually do and thought of a few things that would make my life better and more worth living. If you should like to […]
I Got A Tattoo
I’ve never thought much of tattoos. They haven’t interested me much over my life, but I never had a problem with them. I took issue with ugly ones, of course. […]
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