Pictures From Europe
Since the disk drive on my laptop is retarded, I was forced to use my mother’s, which works like a dream. I’m so happy that Apple has begun to phase […]
Author Archives: Benjamin Phillips
Stop Being A Whiny Bitch, or, Tips For A Happy Life
People always comin’ up to me and askin’ “Ben, what’s your secret? With all you do, your attitude just seems to be so good. How do you keep it?” Oh […]
Day 9: Paris/London
I barely do mornings in America, I certainly don’t do them here in Europe. There is little chance for me ever becoming a morning person. I’m not sure if it’s […]
Things I Loved/Hated This Week #12
LOVE: Ikea Monkey: Gahhhhhhh! Darwin, I love you! The IKEA monkey is the greatest story of all time. You’ve seen the reports, you’ve laughed at the memes, you’ve wondered how […]
Movie Resolution: Week #46
November 10: Mary of Scotland My DVR is running out of space, so I needed to watch some of the films I recorded in high definition. That’s why I chose […]
My Christmas List (or, Buy Me Things!) #2!
So, I realized that twelve is a limiting number. Perhaps you didn’t want to get me the things on my previous list. (CLICK THIS LINK!) Perhaps you needed more ideas? Christmas is […]
Movie Resolution: Week #45
November 3: Down to Their Last Yacht [No clip to be found. You’re not missing out, trust me.] What a dreadful way to start the week. This was just a disaster […]
Things I Loved/Hated This Week #11
LOVE: Ke$ha’s New Album: I don’t know why Ke$ha is always going on about how much she sucks. She kind of does, but she really doesn’t. Her songs are catchy […]
Day 8: Paris
Sadly, all wonderful things come to an end and today was to be the last full day I stayed in Paris. Tomorrow would be the beginning of the return journey […]
Things I Loved/Hated This Week #10
LOVE: Global Warming: In all honesty, this is actually something I hate. The poor polar bears! But, as sad as the plight of the penguins saddens me, it didn’t snow […]
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