A Word From Reverend Benjamin #19
Holla Flock, Please send #sanasas to your beloved reverend. I’ve been sat on my couch in my elegant lounge for the majority of the afternoon after a day in bed. […]
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Why Don’t You #19
Monday: Why don’t you get a job in a public school? It’s not always pleasant or fun, but it can be rather delightful at times and you get a ridiculous […]
A Word From Reverend Benjamin #18
[Is the power of my beautiful new turtleneck overwhelming you? Believe me, I understand. I love this thing. Me and my future husband are bringing them back.] Holla Flock! I’m […]
Why Don’t You #18
Monday: Why don’t you take a design risk and wallpaper a room? I’m thinking of wallpapering the upper parts of my parlor with this gorgeous Art Deco paper I found […]
A Word From Reverend Benjamin #16
Holla Flock! Sometimes I feel as if I am a guardian for the holidays — a protectorate of the most basic of American values: commercialism! How are we to have […]
A Word From Reverend Benjamin #15
[This angry gesture is relevant to the beginning of this post. Also: purple hair, don’t care.] Holla Flock! It has recently come to my attention that my ministry is under […]
Why Don’t You? #15
Monday: Why don’t you take voice lessons for singing or an accent? I’ve always wanted to be able to belt out a tune and then turn on a good posh […]
A Word From Reverend Benjamin #14
[Hey look! It’s me and my new GOLDEN IPHONE 5S! Be jealous.] Holla Flock! It’s me the Honorable Reverend Benjamin. I’m thinking of getting that on my license because…why not? […]
Why Don’t You? #14
Monday: Why don’t you research your genealogical history and pick up a custom of your people? Since I’m marginally Cornish, I’ve taken up tea and devouring pasties. Discover something new […]
A Word From Reverend Benjamin #13
Holla Flock! Many people who are religious leaders — like me! — are important and vital members of the community. You come to us for counseling and to hear confession. […]
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