Florida Escape Day 3
There were thunderstorms this morning, which woke me up several times. I never wake up to anything, so they must have been rather strong. I’ve been a light sleeper on […]
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Florida Escape Day 2
I should really buy a bed. Oh God, I sound homeless. Let me rephrase that. I should buy a new bed. I have a bed, I just hate it. I […]
Florida Escape Day 1
I’m in an airplane right now typing this blog on my iPad. I love living in the future, but as much as this is the futurist future there has ever […]
Things I Loved/Hated This Week #23
LOVE: Steamer: When you live in a place that never changes, you get exhausted of the monotony. It gets even worse when the things that never change are hideous. All […]
Things I Loved/Hated This Week #22
LOVE: Hair Lightening Spray: Because winter won’t leave, I’ve been rather blue. I don’t operate well in these conditions, as I’m sure I’ve bored you by saying so a thousand […]
Restaurant Review: Proof
The most important thing in the entire world is looking nice. You should never leave your home looking like a peasant. When I get dressed each day, I think of […]
Things I Loved/Hated This Week #21
LOVE: Ames British Foods: I have lived so long without knowing this place existed. I don’t know why. I do, actually, I’m not a fan of Ames. I’ve never liked […]
Things I Loved/Hated This Week #20
LOVE: Maneki Neko Espresso Cup: Ever since I started remodeling the kitchen, I’ve had the great majority of my dishes in storage, which has been devastating for me. What am […]
Serving Kitten Realness
I can’t let myself have a Tumblr account for the same reason I can’t have Pinterest. I need my life. If I were to sign up for either of them, […]
Fruity Breakfast
The very first time I had grapefruit, I was dressed in a vintage Dior suit at a very nice restaurant in Paris, a stone’s throw from Notre Dame, called L’Atelier […]
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