A Word From Reverend Benjamin #30: On Death
Holla Flock, I have been a reverend for about a year now. In that time, I’ve never had the opportunity to baptize a baby, marry a happy couple, or proceed […]
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Why Don’t You #31
Monday: Why don’t you pick some political campaign to start crusading for? It’s almost time, you know, elections are in two years from now. If you’re smart, and I know […]
A Word From Reverend Benjamin #29: On Buddhism
[I’m using this GIF again this week; it applies.] Holla Flock! I have never decided on what I want to be when I grow up — I have good intentions […]
Why Don’t You #30
Monday: Why don’t you adopt a rare, tropical animal or a not rare, not tropical animal? Pets are the greatest thing in the entire world. Get a kitten or a gecko […]
A Word From Reverend Benjamin #28: On Spontaneity
Holla Flock! I have an absolutely thrilling announcement to make tonight. I’m so excited that I can’t bring myself to say it just yet. Let’s play a delightful game and […]
Why Don’t You #29
Monday: Why don’t you spend some time going through your Netflix queue and deleting the movies and shows you no longer have any interest in? The other day, I discovered […]
Why Don’t You #28
Monday: Why don’t you take some time to clean up your DVR? They can so easily become overwhelming. Mine is stuffed to the bursting with old movies starring Joan Crawford, […]
A Word From Reverend Benjamin #27: On Insignificance
[“How you doin’?” I’m obsessed with Wendy Williams and have elevated her to sainthood. #SANASAS to us all!] Holla Flock! Are you more important than a tree or a rock? […]
Why Don’t You #27
Monday: Why don’t you spend the afternoon organizing the best pictures from your travels around the globe? It will be so nice to reminisce about the Royal Wedding you attended, […]
A Word From Reverend Benjamin #26: On Fasting
[No gif this week, Flock, my hair is a nightmare, so here’s a very important picture of me and my friend, Beyoncé.] Holla Flock! I forgot all about the sermon […]
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