Day 3: London
I didn’t want to wake up now that I was finally in a real bed. Last night I slept on a plane, the night before I slept on a bus. […]
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Day 2: London
As I awoke, we were still on the effing plane. This was taking forever. Everybody always says that it isn’t about the destination, it’s about the trip. Well, I hate […]
Day 1: Chicago
For some reason I haven’t been going on and on about my Thanksgiving trip to London and Paris, which, as I’m sure you’re well aware of by now, is terribly […]
Indochino
I do not come from a wealthy family. I don’t come from a well-dressed family. I don’t come from a fancy family. I don’t come for sophisticates. Therefore, I don’t […]
Things I Loved/Hated This Week #4
LOVE: – 5 County Cheese When I went to afternoon tea at the Grand Floridian Resort at Disney World, I tried a great many things that I had never had […]
Things I Love/Hate This Week #3
LOVE: – teatime At some point in my life, I will surely end up living in England. I haven’t decided when or where, but I know it will happen. I […]
London — Going Home
I’m writing this blog from my kitchen back at home in Iowa. I thought it would be nice, but it is still rather, well, dull outside. In London, Spring is […]
London – Day 3: “Slumlord Fabulous”
I woke up terribly sore this morning. It must have been from all the standing yesterday at the Royal Wedding. My shoulders ached something fierce, but I popped some pills […]
Royal Wedding Eleganza Extravaganza
Royal Weddings are a lot of fun. I know from experience, you probably don’t. Patriotic fervor and scandalous gossip about Prince Andrew’s “fancy women” and so much more. I never […]
London – Day 2 “More Common Pursuits”
Still basking in our glorious triumph over the other two million losers who were in the London streets vying for a glimpse of the Royals, Ma and I hurried back […]
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