A Word From Reverend Benjamin #1
Morning, Flock, and multiple blessings upon you, your oxen, and your staff. May the Holy Spirit’s goodness rain down upon you like dollars on a talented stripper in “da club.” […]
Author Archives: Benjamin Phillips
Things I Loved/Hated This Week #34
LOVE: Piano Songs I Can Actually Play: For some reason, people think that I am musical. Yes, I was the best clarinetist at Perry Schools for six years and yes […]
Blogs Of Old
Dear subscribers, I thank you for being a subscriber and for suffering through the daily flood of posts that I have been uploading. This website is the third iteration of […]
Remember When I Was Blonde?
I liked being blonde. I should do it again. My hair is, as Karen Walker once wisely said, such a disaster that even the Red Cross wouldn’t give it coffee. […]
Things I Loved/Hated This Week #34
LOVE: Pocket Doors: I am beyond obsessed with pocket doors. In fact, I think they might well be my favorite thing a person can do to their home. Why have […]
Let’s Bring Back…
[Advance warning: this is a long one. Also, support my hypothetical gubernatorial campaign!] I was born at the wrong time. I’ve always known this. I long for the olden days […]
Men’s Fashion I Like #5
I could spend every moment of the rest of my life looking at fashion photography. I absolutely adore it and if it were in my power, I would be a […]
Things I Loved/Hated This Week #33
LOVE: One Pot Pasta from Martha Stewart Living: Whilst perusing the latest issue of my very favorite magazine, the greatest magazine in all the world, Martha Stewart Living, I was […]
Things That Would Make Me Happy
I was just thinking materially, as I usually do and thought of a few things that would make my life better and more worth living. If you should like to […]
I Got A Tattoo
I’ve never thought much of tattoos. They haven’t interested me much over my life, but I never had a problem with them. I took issue with ugly ones, of course. […]
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