Category Archives: eating

Let’s Bring Back…

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[Advance warning: this is a long one. Also, support my hypothetical gubernatorial campaign!] I was born at the wrong time. I’ve always known this. I long for the olden days […]

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Things I Loved/Hated This Week #32

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LOVE: Coke Points: I don’t drink soda pop and would never consider doing so. Gross. The only carbonated beverages that come near my lips are: champagne, gin and tonic, and […]

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Faux Tumblr: Installment 8

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I guess Tumblr got sold or something and I don’t give a crap because I still haven’t given in and joined the Tumblr. I’m really quite proud of myself. Don’t […]

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Spontaneous Chicago: Part 2 – The Comfort of Wealth

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I don’t think I’ve ever been happier to see hipsters again as I was then. Hipsters and gays and fashionistas and rich bitches with faces so full of poison they’re […]

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Things I Loved/Hated This Week #31

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LOVE: Retina Displays: Never again will I willingly use a computer, tablet, or phone without a retina display. To use technology without them is to feel as though you regressed […]

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Spontaneous Chicago: Part 1 – Peasants, Ghetto, and Pharaohs

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I don’t have many flaws that I will admit to. I’m a Leo and we don’t do that. But, I will tell you that I have a terrible problem with […]

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Things I Loved/Hated This Week #29

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LOVE: Bitchin’ Kitchen: I grew up on cooking shows, I credit Martha and Julia with my interest in cookery and the baking arts. I moved to Paris because of Julia, […]

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Things I Loved/Hated This Week #28

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LOVE: Cheerios: Since I was very young, I have been madly in love with Cheerios. I don’t like any other cereal. I find them all repugnant. Why do people want […]

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