Why Don’t You? #17
Monday: Why don’t you buy first edition copies of all your favorite books? I recently ordered a first edition of Blackwood Farm and one of the first American printings of […]
Category Archives: Holiday
A Word From Reverend Benjamin #16
Holla Flock! Sometimes I feel as if I am a guardian for the holidays — a protectorate of the most basic of American values: commercialism! How are we to have […]
Holiday Wish List 2013: PART 3!
Well, the snow is falling gently outside, which is pissing me off. I effing hate the snow. It’s so colorless and lifeless and cruel. Give me palm trees! What ever […]
Holiday Wish List 2013: PART 2!
I am on pins and needles to share the second part of my wish list with you. I couldn’t bear to wait until next week! I know that you probably […]
Holiday Wish List 2013: PART 1!
Now that Thanksgiving is over, we can start in on the truly important thing: CHRISTMAS. I love Christmas, I always have and always will. I care nothing for the birth […]
A Word From Reverend Benjamin #14
[Hey look! It’s me and my new GOLDEN IPHONE 5S! Be jealous.] Holla Flock! It’s me the Honorable Reverend Benjamin. I’m thinking of getting that on my license because…why not? […]
Florida Escape Day 2
I should really buy a bed. Oh God, I sound homeless. Let me rephrase that. I should buy a new bed. I have a bed, I just hate it. I […]
Things I Loved/Hated This Week #19
LOVE: Bosnian Grapefruit Juice: There’s nothing all that special about this grapefruit juice, but it reminds me of the juice I buy in Paris and that makes me happy. The […]
Pictures From Europe
Since the disk drive on my laptop is retarded, I was forced to use my mother’s, which works like a dream. I’m so happy that Apple has begun to phase […]
My Christmas List (or, Buy Me Things!) #2!
So, I realized that twelve is a limiting number. Perhaps you didn’t want to get me the things on my previous list. (CLICK THIS LINK!) Perhaps you needed more ideas? Christmas is […]
