BRIGHTON: Still By The Sea
I’m feeling pretty guilty for taking forever to write these blogs. I had the bright idea before I left to pack light, to carry next to nothing with me, to […]
Tag Archives: London
LONDON: DOLLY PARTON IS MY QUEEN AND SAVIOR
View this post on Instagram I've never been more stressed. Why must they go on at the same time??? A post shared by Benjamin Phillips (@bdphillips) on Jun 28, 2014 […]
London: Rich Bitch at the Ritz
Surely my toe is fractured. I could barely walk. I couldn’t move. I winced in pain with each step I took, but like the noble and brave young man that […]
Spontaneous Chicago: Part 2 – The Comfort of Wealth
I don’t think I’ve ever been happier to see hipsters again as I was then. Hipsters and gays and fashionistas and rich bitches with faces so full of poison they’re […]
Spontaneous Chicago: Part 1 – Peasants, Ghetto, and Pharaohs
I don’t have many flaws that I will admit to. I’m a Leo and we don’t do that. But, I will tell you that I have a terrible problem with […]
Things I Loved/Hated This Week #30
LOVE: Spontaneity: I tried to think of a way to introduce this post without using an annoyingly common phrase such as “spontaneity is the spice of life.” Alas and alack […]
I Met David Sedaris, or, “I shit in your mother’s mouth!”
Today was awesome and I think I found my calling. More on that later. It’s probably a false alarm anyway. I’ve made that bold declaration a hundred times before. I […]
Things I Loved/Hated This Week #22
LOVE: Hair Lightening Spray: Because winter won’t leave, I’ve been rather blue. I don’t operate well in these conditions, as I’m sure I’ve bored you by saying so a thousand […]
Day 4: Paris
“The best thing about London is Paris.” –Diana Vreeland It certainly is. To the blog… My hair is simply impossible to style without a dryer. It looks ridiculously wavy and […]
Day 1: Chicago
For some reason I haven’t been going on and on about my Thanksgiving trip to London and Paris, which, as I’m sure you’re well aware of by now, is terribly […]
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