Regretting the End of the World: Part 1
[Just to let you know, this post is going to be heavily illustrated with end-of-the-world-cat-imagery. You’re welcome.] A long time ago, I tried watching the movie, Apocalypto. It was the […]
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Stop Being A Whiny Bitch, or, Tips For A Happy Life
People always comin’ up to me and askin’ “Ben, what’s your secret? With all you do, your attitude just seems to be so good. How do you keep it?” Oh […]
My Christmas List (or, Buy Me Things!) #2!
So, I realized that twelve is a limiting number. Perhaps you didn’t want to get me the things on my previous list. (CLICK THIS LINK!) Perhaps you needed more ideas? Christmas is […]
Things I Loved/Hated This Week #11
LOVE: Ke$ha’s New Album: I don’t know why Ke$ha is always going on about how much she sucks. She kind of does, but she really doesn’t. Her songs are catchy […]
My Christmas List [or, Buy Me Things!]
The Christmas season is again upon us. I love Christmas. I love Hanukkah. I love Kwanzaa. I don’t give a crap for the supposed birth of Jesus or everlasting oil […]
Indochino
I do not come from a wealthy family. I don’t come from a well-dressed family. I don’t come from a fancy family. I don’t come for sophisticates. Therefore, I don’t […]
I’m Gonna Be On Top
On Tuesday night, for the first time in my life, I finally felt completely alive–I was filled with jubilant energy, I was radiant with happiness, and I was terribly nervous. […]
Bicycling Bitches
Last year, I decided to go on a bicycle ride. There was nothing unusual about this, but it was a long ass bicycle ride. 50 miles on the new High […]
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