Restaurant Review: Proof
The most important thing in the entire world is looking nice. You should never leave your home looking like a peasant. When I get dressed each day, I think of […]
Category Archives: eating
Things I Loved/Hated This Week #20
LOVE: Maneki Neko Espresso Cup: Ever since I started remodeling the kitchen, I’ve had the great majority of my dishes in storage, which has been devastating for me. What am […]
Fruity Breakfast
The very first time I had grapefruit, I was dressed in a vintage Dior suit at a very nice restaurant in Paris, a stone’s throw from Notre Dame, called L’Atelier […]
Things I Loved/Hated This Week #17
LOVE: Orville Redenbacher’s Simply Salted Popcorn: Growing up, I lived on microwave popcorn. I was obsessed and would have several bags a day. Then, I got over it. Not sure […]
Things I Loved/Hated This Week #13
LOVE: Good Off: This stuff is miraculous. It smells dreadful and makes my lungs feel like they’re shutting down, but it will take paint off of anything in two seconds. […]
Pictures From Europe
Since the disk drive on my laptop is retarded, I was forced to use my mother’s, which works like a dream. I’m so happy that Apple has begun to phase […]
Stop Being A Whiny Bitch, or, Tips For A Happy Life
People always comin’ up to me and askin’ “Ben, what’s your secret? With all you do, your attitude just seems to be so good. How do you keep it?” Oh […]
Day 9: Paris/London
I barely do mornings in America, I certainly don’t do them here in Europe. There is little chance for me ever becoming a morning person. I’m not sure if it’s […]
Things I Loved/Hated This Week #12
LOVE: Ikea Monkey: Gahhhhhhh! Darwin, I love you! The IKEA monkey is the greatest story of all time. You’ve seen the reports, you’ve laughed at the memes, you’ve wondered how […]
My Christmas List (or, Buy Me Things!) #2!
So, I realized that twelve is a limiting number. Perhaps you didn’t want to get me the things on my previous list. (CLICK THIS LINK!) Perhaps you needed more ideas? Christmas is […]
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