Things I Loved/Hated This Week #28
LOVE: Cheerios: Since I was very young, I have been madly in love with Cheerios. I don’t like any other cereal. I find them all repugnant. Why do people want […]
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Faux Tumblr Installment: 7
I can’t stop saving pictures, so it’s time for another delightful installment of my faux Tumblr. Prepare yourself for fun. I have become obsessed with Jean Cocteau’s art again. It […]
Serving Kitten Realness
I can’t let myself have a Tumblr account for the same reason I can’t have Pinterest. I need my life. If I were to sign up for either of them, […]
Things I Loved/Hated This Week #18
LOVE: Readymade Margaritas: Whoever came up with this is a genius. I assume I should thank Señor Jose Cuervo. Is he or was he a real person? I like to […]
THE RESOLUTION IS COMPLETE: MY TOP 20 FILMS OF 2012
This bitch is done! I’ve been celebrating ever since the last blog post I did on my movie resolution. Then, I remembered I had to pick my favorites and I […]
Faux Tumblr: Installment 6
I seem to collect pictures off of the Internet. I think it’s something everybody does now, but they just stick them on their Tumblr, which I won’t let myself have. […]
Regretting the End of the World: Part 2
Time to finish up my last six regrets should the world end. I originally meant this to be about the words, but it’s all about the cat pictures. Who knew […]
Regretting the End of the World: Part 1
[Just to let you know, this post is going to be heavily illustrated with end-of-the-world-cat-imagery. You’re welcome.] A long time ago, I tried watching the movie, Apocalypto. It was the […]
Things I Loved/Hated This Week #13
LOVE: Good Off: This stuff is miraculous. It smells dreadful and makes my lungs feel like they’re shutting down, but it will take paint off of anything in two seconds. […]
Stop Being A Whiny Bitch, or, Tips For A Happy Life
People always comin’ up to me and askin’ “Ben, what’s your secret? With all you do, your attitude just seems to be so good. How do you keep it?” Oh […]
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