I Met David Sedaris, or, “I shit in your mother’s mouth!”
Today was awesome and I think I found my calling. More on that later. It’s probably a false alarm anyway. I’ve made that bold declaration a hundred times before. I […]
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Faux Tumblr Installment: 7
I can’t stop saving pictures, so it’s time for another delightful installment of my faux Tumblr. Prepare yourself for fun. I have become obsessed with Jean Cocteau’s art again. It […]
Things I Loved/Hated This Week #23
LOVE: Steamer: When you live in a place that never changes, you get exhausted of the monotony. It gets even worse when the things that never change are hideous. All […]
I Went To A Madonna Concert
[I found this post forgotten about on my iPad and I never finished it or published it! Forgive me.] I don’t go to enough concerts. I blame my geographic location […]
THE RESOLUTION IS COMPLETE: MY TOP 20 FILMS OF 2012
This bitch is done! I’ve been celebrating ever since the last blog post I did on my movie resolution. Then, I remembered I had to pick my favorites and I […]
Faux Tumblr: Installment 6
I seem to collect pictures off of the Internet. I think it’s something everybody does now, but they just stick them on their Tumblr, which I won’t let myself have. […]
Regretting the End of the World: Part 2
Time to finish up my last six regrets should the world end. I originally meant this to be about the words, but it’s all about the cat pictures. Who knew […]
Things I Loved/Hated This Week #13
LOVE: Good Off: This stuff is miraculous. It smells dreadful and makes my lungs feel like they’re shutting down, but it will take paint off of anything in two seconds. […]
Pictures From Europe
Since the disk drive on my laptop is retarded, I was forced to use my mother’s, which works like a dream. I’m so happy that Apple has begun to phase […]
Day 9: Paris/London
I barely do mornings in America, I certainly don’t do them here in Europe. There is little chance for me ever becoming a morning person. I’m not sure if it’s […]
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