Restaurant Review: Proof

The most important thing in the entire world is looking nice. You should never leave your home looking like a peasant. When I get dressed each day, I think of […]

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Things I Loved/Hated This Week #13

LOVE: Good Off: This stuff is miraculous. It smells dreadful and makes my lungs feel like they’re shutting down, but it will take paint off of anything in two seconds. […]

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Day 9: Paris/London

I barely do mornings in America, I certainly don’t do them here in Europe. There is little chance for me ever becoming a morning person. I’m not sure if it’s […]

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My Christmas List (or, Buy Me Things!) #2!

So, I realized that twelve is a limiting number. Perhaps you didn’t want to get me the things on my previous list. (CLICK THIS LINK!) Perhaps you needed more ideas? Christmas is […]

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My Christmas List [or, Buy Me Things!]

The Christmas season is again upon us. I love Christmas. I love Hanukkah. I love Kwanzaa. I don’t give a crap for the supposed birth of Jesus or everlasting oil […]

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