Why Don’t You? #51
Monday: Why don’t you pick a country, find out who their greatest singer of all time is, and then learn their classics? It’s great fun for me to sing along […]
Category Archives: Christmas
A Word From Reverend Benjamin #16
Holla Flock! Sometimes I feel as if I am a guardian for the holidays — a protectorate of the most basic of American values: commercialism! How are we to have […]
Holiday Wish List 2013: PART 3!
Well, the snow is falling gently outside, which is pissing me off. I effing hate the snow. It’s so colorless and lifeless and cruel. Give me palm trees! What ever […]
Holiday Wish List 2013: PART 2!
I am on pins and needles to share the second part of my wish list with you. I couldn’t bear to wait until next week! I know that you probably […]
Holiday Wish List 2013: PART 1!
Now that Thanksgiving is over, we can start in on the truly important thing: CHRISTMAS. I love Christmas, I always have and always will. I care nothing for the birth […]
Restaurant Review: Proof
The most important thing in the entire world is looking nice. You should never leave your home looking like a peasant. When I get dressed each day, I think of […]
Things I Loved/Hated This Week #13
LOVE: Good Off: This stuff is miraculous. It smells dreadful and makes my lungs feel like they’re shutting down, but it will take paint off of anything in two seconds. […]
Day 9: Paris/London
I barely do mornings in America, I certainly don’t do them here in Europe. There is little chance for me ever becoming a morning person. I’m not sure if it’s […]
My Christmas List (or, Buy Me Things!) #2!
So, I realized that twelve is a limiting number. Perhaps you didn’t want to get me the things on my previous list. (CLICK THIS LINK!) Perhaps you needed more ideas? Christmas is […]
My Christmas List [or, Buy Me Things!]
The Christmas season is again upon us. I love Christmas. I love Hanukkah. I love Kwanzaa. I don’t give a crap for the supposed birth of Jesus or everlasting oil […]
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